id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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