I wanna bring you to show and tell
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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