this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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