So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
