quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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