shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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