He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
This is the high leading the old right now
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize