you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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