he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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