I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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