Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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