All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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