Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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