I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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