Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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