omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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