: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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