omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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