Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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