She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
where am i from again
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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