if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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