Jerry, you need to find god
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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