i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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