Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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