So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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