Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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