nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Naked. naked and bneed help.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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