he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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