The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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