talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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