Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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