i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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