do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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