your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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