More tranny stories later!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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