My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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