I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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