well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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