Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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