How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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