bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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