There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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