I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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