I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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