I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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