this boner is exhausting
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
