I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
