I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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