she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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