Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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