to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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